Starting in 2015, this was the website for the DÄƒmfÄ«no pss.
Content is from the site's 2015 -2016 archived pages providing just a glimpse of what this site offered its readers / writers / visitors.
Welcome to DÄƒmfÄ«no pss, home to our eponymous literary journal; author design and editing services; writing workshops and events; and occasional random axolotls.
DÄƒmfÄ«no pss, LLC.is the brain-love-child of Heather Macpherson (Executive Director) and Lea C. Deschenes (Creative Director), who decided that a project including event planning, a literary journal, and an author services business all at the same time would be a fantastic idea. The founders have over thirty years of combined literary experience, including: event coordination, grant writing, web/print/book design, and correcting typos. They mix a pretty good gin and tonic and are currently perfecting a dairy-free cheesecake recipe.
They hope to create a literary empire as a staging platform for future world domination, and plan on dancing throughout the revolution. You are all cordially invited to attend.
DÄƒmfÄ«no exists to defy neat labels, narrow definitions and the tyranny of middle ground. We showcase poetry, essays, reviews & odd bits of language from a diverse and eclectic pool of artists who combine the unexpected with joy in well-crafted language. We don’t care what descriptors get attached to your name or your writing as long as your work is, in our highly subjective opinions, good. Exciting. Head-top-removing. Expssing the inexpssible or illuminating the ordinary with a rare and textured light.
DÄƒmfÄ«no publishes work online; offers chapbook, book design, and editing services; and holds writing workshops.
What are we looking for? DÄƒmfÄ«no. We agree to disagree. We contradict ourselves. We revel in clashing ideas that hurt our heads in interesting ways.
Really, we're making this up as we go along. It should be a gloriously interesting set of imperfections reaching for artistic utopia. We plan to have a fantastic time attempting the impossible. We hope you enjoy our works-in-progress.
Thread: My daughter, an aspiring poet, alerted me to this site. She was interested in it as a place where she might get her poetry published, but she thought I might be interested in the event planning services being offered. I was in the process of launching an e commerce site selling what I believed were the best round cushion designer dog beds available for the discerning shopper. Why the best? The dog beds were covered with upholstery / drapery designer fabrics from such high end companies as Schumacher, Scalmandre, Kravet etc. The beds would look perfectly at home in a traditionally designed living room. In fact friends who had previewed the beds said the large round dog beds actually looked like floor pillows for people and not dog beds! I end up not hiring Damfino as event planners for the launch, but my daughter did submit a number of poems that were accepted and published on the site. Kudos to her. She was so saddened when DÄƒmfÄ«no and its founder's dream of a literary empire as a staging platform for future world domination did not come to be.
Heather J. Macpherson writes poetry and essays from Central Massachusetts where she lives with her husband, writer Dave Macpherson, their six-year old kiddo, and a dog named Fitz. Her work has appeared in several publications including Spillway, OVS, Rougarou, CLARE, Pearl, and The Broken Plate. She has twice been a features editor for The Worcester Review. Heather is a high school teacher and librarian and is currently at work on her second Master’s degree. She hopes to pursue a PhD in Contemporary Poetics.
photo by Jenith Charpentier
Lea Deschenes is a poet and designer who lives in Worcester, MA with her husband Victor Infante and their ferrets, Grimble and Kismet! Ferret of Destiny!
She holds an MFA in Poetry from New England College and her first full-length book The Constant Velocity of Trains was published by Write Bloody Publishing in 2008. After working on her own book, Lea produced the interior layout for over fifty books with Write Bloody Publishing, as well as designing books for Trio House pss and Funny Bone Publishing.
She once found a five-leaf clover during a solar eclipse. She does not personally collect antique shoelaces.
Featured Poet: Sam Cha
Posted on 03/15/2016 by DÄƒmfÄ«no Admin
Not General Gao’s
The spider tastes like chicken,says the daring young
Scottish tourist. Villagers started eating spiders when
the Khmer Rouge planted more skulls than rice.
This explains why so many things taste like chicken.
It's hard to keep track of them all. Cane sugar, for
instance, and rum. Chili peppers, corn, potatoes;
tomatoes, tobacco, and coffee. Chocolate,
vanilla. Even the pork dumplings my father
taught me to make—scoop, pat, eggwash, and fold—
little round turbans bristling with garlic and chive.
Mandu, they're called. “Barbarian heads.” We got them
from the Chinese when they invaded us in the tenth
century, Dad said. He sizzled them in hot oil,
dipped them in vinegar and soy—hot bubbly crisp
and gush of salt. The general who invented
mandu burned an army, fried them alive. When he
slept, he dreamt of headless ghosts. He kept on dreaming
even when he was awake. Soon he couldn't tell
who was a ghost and who was not. Headless charred men
spoke to him in the voices of his women, served
his fried chicken, poured his tea, sat giggling in his
lap, and built him one grand house after another.
Soon there were many houses. A city. Cities.
Continents. A whole world. We have always lived here.
Well but one day everywhere like snow or cigarette butts there's James Franco:
in Diagram a poem about a movie about a poem by Frank Bidart, by James Franco
from Graywolf, a new book with the poem from Diagram, by James Franco
“Reading Salinger in Bed with Lindsay—A Short Story” by James Franco
(is very much fiction, all made-up, never happened, protests James Franco)
“Writer of Lohan, not Rider,” is a joke I'm ashamed of. Blame Franco.
And in the Times: “How to Take a Selfie and Love Your Self,” i.e., James Franco
Howl: The Movie, starring James Franco. Hart Crane: The Movie with James Franco
fuck, the world is a sestina and all the lines end with James Franco:
I am writing a reflection of the world. Although why should I give a damn? Frankly—
well, let's not Vanessa Place it. Look, everybody, even James Franco
is dead or dying or waiting to die. Why devote thirty-nine lines to James Franco?
So maybe something easy breezy like Maybelline or Frank O' Hara, rather than a whole sestina about James Franco? James Franco has collapsed! You're in grad school(s), James Franco, please wake up! and Ben Stein intoning Franco? Franco? Franco?
Or something in the way of any other Frank, like, oh, Frank Stanford or Frank Bidart or Frank Zappa. For example, (spoilers!) in Franco
Stanford's The Battlefield where the Moon says James Franco,
the moon is actually death, and death is named James Franco.
In James Franco Herbert's Dune, gigantic annelid James Franco
sandworms rear up towards Guild cruisers, open their great Franco
mouths lined with crystalline teeth and chant: we phalloi of Franco
the bananafish it is always a perfect day for us, a jimmying from Franco—
plude to the afternoon of a sexually aroused gas mask, on James Franco.
Am I just jealous? Well, maybe. I got rejected from Diagram, unlike James Franco.
I am only five months and eleven days younger than James Franco.
Surely, surely, somebody ought to notice me like they notice James Franco?
Surely it is about time, it is past time, I was famous like James Franco?
In the room the women come and go, talking about (who else?) James Franco.
I dunno, I dunno. I have sushi with Lloyd, and he asks me whether I've read James Franco
I hem hedge say Yes. But Lloyd, what do you think of James Franco?
Lloyd says, Well, I don't think he's all that bad, this James Franco. I don't get the hate for Franco.
And I should say: Franco, trochee, Franco-Prussian, frankfurters down the hallway of Franco.
Say: who may interept for us the sterterous dreams of James Franco.
Say: he wears a suit made out of James Dean tailored by Gucci, that James Franco.
I say: I am not James Franco nor was meant to be. O Franco,
Franco! Franco Franco Franco? Franco Franco Franco
Franco Franco Franco; Franco, Franco-Franco, Franco, Franco—Franco.
Of course this is Cover Girl but I wanted Maybelline because maybe. Poetic license is all about cosmetics, anyway.
after John Wieners
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Sam Cha did his MFA at UMass Boston. He’s been published in a good number of places–most recently over at DIAGRAM, Rattle Poets Respond, Missouri Review Poem of the Week, and RHINO. He lives, writes, edits, and teaches in Cambridge, MA.
Poem: What You Left Behind
Posted on 03/14/2016 by DÄƒmfÄ«no Admin
Based on a 1973 photograph of UpStairs Lounge arson victim Rev. William Larson, uncredited
It’s weightless, really,
peeling like paint on a decades-old wall,
the shirt on your arm. Your right hand
gesturing politely to the fireman
sweeping up the bits of you that didn’t stay on:
wait, please, a moment
there are people watching
wanting that last minute of privacy,
of cool breeze through an open window.
The morning is dingy, soot-stained,
the sun particulating through the grainy haze.
Not enough to even cast a shadow
or summon a ghost to remain
after they finally unsolder your skin
from those bars.
What’s left behind sears the eyes
of onlookers gawking from one story down:
your bald, blistered scalp, a naked shoulder.
The sickly smell of char. The silence.
—Issa M. Lewis
Issa M. Lewis is graduate of New England College’s MFA in Poetry program and currently teaches composition at Davenport University. She was the 2013 recipient of the Lucille Clifton Poetry Prize, and her poems have pviously appeared in publications such as Tule Review, Jabberwock, Blue Lyra Review, Pearl, and Naugatuck River Review.
Poem: Fucking a Fisherman in Seward, Alaska
Posted on 03/07/2016 by DÄƒmfÄ«no Admin
“Wanna lay down?”
he asks, and you, English major
and struggling writer, have to bite
your tongue to keep
from correcting his grammar,
but you lie beside him,
his fleece jacket smelling of wood smoke
and water. When he kisses you
you taste salt, wind, the damp barnacles
clinging beneath the boat.
You weep before it’s over,
your face smeared against his shoulder.
It’s the blues that do you in,
the steady shuffling of waves,
the way the sky reflects the bay
as the boat tosses you like a baby
and then curls you up, fetal position.
All these years and you still
long to escape back to the womb.
“Honey,” he calls you. “Darling.” He’s
forgotten your name but so have you,
lost as you are in the blues and grays,
the slippery feel of water, the persistent
reek of fish and grit and rain.
“Stay,” he says, but you are already gone,
back to your house where you’ll eat
boxed macaroni and cheese and stare
out at the bay, the water,
the white-shadowed mountains
rising up like God, like the holy land,
like a promise you forgot to make,
the one you still won’t let yourself receive.
Cinthia Ritchie writes and runs mountain trails in Alaska. She’s a two-time Pushcart Press nominee and recipient of a Rasmuson Foundation Individual Artist Award, Connie Boochever Fellowship, Brenda Ueland Prose Prize and residencies at Hedgebrook and Kimmel Harding Nelson Center for the Arts. Find her work at Best American Sports Writing 2013, Sport Literate, Mary: A Journal of New Writing, Evening Street Review, Water-stone Review; New York Times Magazine, damselfly press, Foliate Oak Literary Magazine, The Boiler Journal, Cactus Heart Press, Memoir, Little White Poetry Journal, Sugar Mule 42opus, Ghoti, Breadcrumb Scabs, Miller’s Pond and Third Wednesday. Her first novel, Dolls Behaving Badly, released from Grand Central Publishing/Hachette Book Group.
NOTE 07/03/16: Submissions will be closed from September 1, 2016 – December 31, 2016.
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